I was working in the lab, late one night...

He may not be a mad scientist, but Archie has been experimenting again and is bringing back Experiment #12.  For those who missed it last summer, it's a Habanero based hot sauce that is like Tapatio and Cholula got married, had a kid and it kicked Tobasco's butt.  Slight flavors of vinegar, onions and garlic mix with the Habaneros to create something magical.  

Sprinkle or pour this on tacos, burritos, chicken wings, burgers, hot dogs or small children (if they are being bad) and enjoy yourself.  Guaranteed not to break free from it's shackles and terrorize a small Bavarian village in the 1930's.

It doesn't come in a test tube or beaker, but you can get a 325ml bottle of this potion for only $10.